…::::The Vada Pav Chronicle::::::……

February 13, 2009

The making of Balram Halwai

Filed under: Personal

This story seems to be out of the booker winning White Tiger.

A drunk bechara baba smashed his car into couple of parked vehicles in Bandra and then their faithful driver took the ilzaam on his head. Baba ne kuch nahi kiya na, but afsoos some perstering reporters were hanging around and clicked some snaps of the real driver.

Thoose damn bleddy baskets cant mind their own bijness, baba ko pareshan karte hai.

February 9, 2009

Billu Barber ya sirf Billu

Filed under: Movies

What the heck is wrong with the word barber?

All I knew was that its an English word till the pundits at the The Saloon and Beauty Parlours Association pointed out that it was casteist. WTF !!!!!!!!!

Wikipedia says that “In previous times, barbers also performed surgery and dentistry”

So now these guys would want themselves to be called doctors !!!!

Wow log mileage ke liye kuch bi karte hai they just piggyback on anyone.

I think what Shahrukh and company did by changing the name of Billu Barber to Billu was completely wrong.

They shouldn’t have buckled under the pressure of such associations, next they would demand that the word barber should be banned

Lately it has become a trend.

If I don’t like some thing then all I have to do is gather some goons, do some thod phod if required which would surely give me added brownie points all under the umbrella of some stupid organization.

What Shahrukh has done now is given them an identity by accepting their demands, something they never had. Unko sirf ignore marna chahiye tha.

This would definitely give a booster shot to all the other similar assholes out there.

Why do we have a censor board?

February 1, 2009

He-Man fans rejoice

Filed under: Movies

Its a little baasi news but what the heck muje ab maloom hua.

They are making a new He-Man movie.

Finally a superhero who has been given a raw deal by Hollywood (only one lousy movie was made) is getting his due.

I hope Bollywood makes one on Nagraj :-)

 

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